Does PUT THE COOKIE DOWN! count calories?

No. Zero calories, zero macros, zero BMI. Just cravings, protocol, and streak.

Do I need an account?

No. Local-first — everything on your iPhone. No login, no Zordon cloud.

Freemium: core is free. PRO (annual or lifetime) via Apple StoreKit — details in-app and in the Pricing section on the homepage.

No. Humorous habit coach. For ED or health issues — a doctor/therapist, not us.

PL, EN, ES, DE in the app. Website: PL and EN.

No. Data Not Collected on the Privacy Nutrition Label. No analytics pixels on this site.

Updated: 2 September 2026

Common questions: calories, free tier, TRAINER PRO, privacy, eating disorders.

Short and no corporate speak. Full policy: Privacy and Terms in the footer.

Does PUT THE COOKIE DOWN! count calories?: No. Zero calories, zero macros, zero BMI. Just cravings, protocol, and streak.
Do I need an account?: No. Local-first — everything on your iPhone. No login, no Zordon cloud.
How much is TRAINER PRO?: Freemium: core is free. PRO (annual or lifetime) via Apple StoreKit — details in-app and in the Pricing section on the homepage.
Is this a medical app?: No. Humorous habit coach. For ED or health issues — a doctor/therapist, not us.
Languages?: PL, EN, ES, DE in the app. Website: PL and EN.
Do you track me for ads?: No. Data Not Collected on the Privacy Nutrition Label. No analytics pixels on this site.