iPhone app · no account · no calories

You're not hungry. You're bored.

It's 10:47 PM. You're not hungry — you're bored, stressed, or on autopilot. PUT THE COOKIE DOWN! blocks the impulse with a 10-minute emergency protocol. No calorie counting, no account, no cloud.

No spam. One email on launch day.
The 10:47 PM scenario

You sit on the couch. Scroll TikTok. Suddenly you think about chips. You're not hungry — your brain wants dopamine because it's bored or tired. That craving lasts ~20 minutes and passes on its own. The problem: you rarely wait even 3 — you stand up, open the cabinet, lose.

The neuroscience of 10 minutes

A craving wave is a cortisol spike + dopamine habit hook. After 10 minutes it drops ~80% — that is the window where you decide. PUT THE COOKIE DOWN! buys you exactly that window: timer, 5 tasks (water, movement, Box Breathing with haptics, focus), and a Live Activity on Dynamic Island.

How it works

Not a blog. Not a diet. A tool for the "fine, I'll open the fridge again" moment.

01

1-Tap Emergency — no questionnaire

No time for 3 questions? Tap QUICK 10-MIN PROTOCOL and the battle starts immediately. With or without the survey — it works.

02

Stop the impulse in 10 minutes

Tap I WANT TO EAT → what, why, and pick intensity from 3 tiles (Snack / Doubt / Real hunger). Timer + tasks (water, movement, Box Breathing) silence the craving wave.

03

Box Breathing with haptics

During Emergency you breathe in a 4-4-4-4 rhythm. Your iPhone vibrates with every phase — eyes closed, phone in your pocket, the fight continues.

04

Dynamic Island & Lock Screen

Timer and the enemy emoji (e.g. 🍫 Chocolate) show on Dynamic Island and Live Activity. The fight continues even when you put the phone down.

05

Brutal / Polite coach

4 personalities: Gentle, Normal, Brutal, CHAM. Each has its own notifications, roasts, and tone — pick in Settings.

06

Character evolution: POTATO to MASTER

Streak and XP grow with every won battle. 5 tiers: POTATO → SURVIVOR → DISCIPLINED → BEAST → MASTER.

07

Home Screen widget

One tap from the widget to I WANT TO EAT or to Emergency. Quick meal log right from the quota rings.

08

On your iPhone only

Zero account, zero cloud, zero tracking. Privacy Nutrition Label: Data Not Collected.

Character evolution

Every MASTER was once a potato. Streak and XP don't lie.

POTATO SURVIVOR DISCIPLINED BEAST MASTER

Pricing

Core is free. PRO unlocks more coach personalities and task packs.

Free

  • Gentle and Brutal personalities
  • Classic Emergency Protocol pack
  • Box Breathing with haptics
  • 1-Tap Emergency (no questionnaire)
  • Craving history and streak
  • Widget and Live Activity (Dynamic Island)
  • 3-tile intensity picker (no slider)
  • Quick meal log from the quota rings

No ads, no microtransactions, no IAP in the middle of the flow.

TRAINER PRO

$19.99 / year · $49.99 one-time

  • Normal and CHAM personalities (max brutal)
  • All Emergency packs: Fitness, Zen, Chaos
  • Craving profile — top weekly trigger
  • Full character evolution + badges
  • Annual or one-time — via Apple

Payments only through the App Store. No in-app account.

FAQ — quick answers

Does the app count calories?
No. Zero calories and zero BMI. Just cravings, 10-min protocol, and streak.
Do I need an account?
No. Local-first — data stays on your iPhone. No login.
How much is TRAINER PRO?
Annual $19.99 or one-time $49.99 (lifetime). Payment via Apple — details in-app. The core (Gentle + Brutal + Classic + Box Breathing + 1-Tap) is fully free.
Is this a medical app?
No. Humorous habit coach. For health issues or ED — a professional.
What is the emergency protocol?
A 10-minute timer with 5 tasks (water, movement, cold, breathing, focus). The craving wave passes — you win without negotiating with the fridge.

More questions →

A humorous habit coach — not eating-disorder treatment or medical advice. See a professional for health issues.

The fridge can wait.

Download PUT THE COOKIE DOWN! for iPhone. No backend. No calories. Just you, a timer, and brutal truth.

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